Bucknell Quotes 2003-04

On request from Kate, the quotes section has now been split up into two different sections: the original Quotes, and the Bucknell Quotes.


Cadie: "Does that hill lead back to where we want to be?"
Mary Kate: "I think that hill leads to heaven."

Bucknell Runner: *Points to group of runners* "Are they our opponents?"
*As we run towards them, we notice they're junior high schoolers*
Coach Rob: "Yep. That's them alright."

"I only do a 5:20 mile. I can't compete with you guys."
-Mollie

Nikki: "I was smart in high school! I don't know what happened!"
Me: "I used to think I was smart and a decent runner. Then I came to Bucknell."
Nikki: "Yeah! That's it!"

Me: "Me and Emma ran by the cows yesterday! The ones that scared Mollie."
Kate: "I did a pool workout with Cadie. She's almost like a cow."

Coach Donner: "Susquehanna got a case of chicken-itis!" *Turns to Katie* "CLUCK CLUCK!"
Katie: "Don't cluck at me! I'm running!"

"I finished Physics! WHAAAAAOOOOAAAAHHHH!! KAMEHAMEHAAAA!" *Jumps around and runs in circles around the room*
-Nikki

*Upon seeing stack of Squaresoft games* "Do you realize what you're doing to me? You're giving me the opportunity to play 5 time consuming RPG's! I still have to finish Final Fantasy 7 and 10! And I have to do homework! Oooooh...Chrono Cross!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!"
-Mollie

"Every single run, I get shunned. Coach must look at my butt, and be like 'That butt is always last.'"
-Emma

"The guys think it's weird to pee in your pants during a race."
-Kate

"I have to go pee." *Runs into the woods* *30 seconds later, comes flying out of the woods* "I just realized cars travel on this road, and I didn't go very far in!"
-Emma

Kate: *As she's running by me, in a race, wearing one shoe* "I lost my shoe."
Me: "I can see that."

*During race, as she passes some the Bucknell guys* "My shoe! First mud pit!"
-Kate

Derrin: "How's the bum leg?"
Nikki: "Well, I'm not allowed to run on it, or do the bike or elliptical, and I need an x-ray and a bone scan."
Derrin: "So I guess it's pretty bum."
Nikki: "Well, yeah. Buuuut...not this weekend, or next weekend, but the weekend after that, I GET TO SEE AARON!!!"

"Want to hear about my Friday? I went to the library, and I was on the top floor, and all of a sudden the lights went out. And I thought, 'I hope the library doesn't close at 10!' And sure enough, I went downstairs to try to open the door, and I was locked in! So I tried to open the door, and I couldn't get out! And I went around to every exit, and they all said that the alarm goes off, so I went back to the front, and I saw a guy outside with keys, so I started banging on the door. Well he came over and said, 'You know you're locked in don't you?' and I was like, 'Duh!' And I guess he was a student and only had keys to lock it and not unlock it, but he said to go around back where the alarm goes off, and he said it would probably not go off, but if it did, security would come, so to run. So then, I went around back out the emergency exit, and the alarm didn't go off, but it might have been a silent alarm, so I sprinted to the front and then walked away nonchalantly."
-Nikki

"Yep...first time I ran in three weeks and it was to get away from security."
-Nikki

"Nikki got locked in the library? I'm so jealous! I wish I got locked in the library! Too bad she didn't stay there, but I guess she had things to do."
-Cindy

Kate: "I'm gonna lay in your bed."
Matt: "NO! GET OUT OF MY BED! YOU HAVE DOTS IN YOUR THROAT!"
Nikki: "Matt, you're the only guy I know who would tell a girl to get out of his bed."

"I know how to play poker. I gamble all the time with my brothers, and I'm GOOD AT IT! *Reveals hand* THREE JACKS!!! Whoops...I forgot to place my bet."
-Kate

Nikki: *Playing blackjack* "I have 21! I win!"
Kate: *Flips over Derrin's cards* "No, Derrin wins, he has the black jack. If you have the black jack, you win automatically. Like, blackjack!"
Everyone: *Simultaneously* "What?"
Derrin: "Kate, you don't have to make up rules to help me win."

Kate: *Sees Nikki on the phone* "I'm bored. Let's gang rape Nikki! Can she hear us? Nope...let's do it!"
Nikki: *To her boyfriend* "They're talking about raping me! Yeah...and it was a girl!"

Coach Donner: "Congratulations to Leanna Nastase...she got the Patriot League award!"
Leanna: "I wish...it was the Physics award."

*In Froyo voice* "Delta Delta Delta!"
-Lauren

"There's nothing good in a French Fry."
-Coach Donner

"Eat a donut, run like a donut."
-Coach Donner

"If you run like a bitch on wheels, no one can beat you!"
-Coach Donner

"I saw this fence, and it looked just like the fence at the end of the course, so I thought I had about 600 meters to go. So I sprinted, thinking 'Downhill downhill!' and then I saw an uphill, and I was like 'NOOOOO!' It turned out I was about half a mile from where I thought I was."
-Cindy

"When I came here for states, I heard the monkeys, and I was scared of this school. And somehow I ended up here anyway."
-Mary Kate

Kate: "I think I was accidently anorexic tonight."
Mary Kate: "Geez, I wish I could have that problem. I sit in class and think, 'Damn, I want food.'"

"You guys are going to make me laugh so hard I'm gonna fart!"
-Kate

"I think everyone should have the right to complain."
-Kate

"You DON'T want to get me mad at you." *Smacks fist into hand*
-Mollie

Katie: "'There is a supergiant star named Beh-tell-guh-oose...'"
Me: "Betelgeuse?"
Katie: "Oh yeah! It is Betelgeuse!"
Leanna: *5 minutes later* "Hey...it is Beh-tell-guh-oose!"
Me: "No..."
Leanna: "Yeah it is!" *Writes "Beetlejuice" on her physics assignment* "Betelgeuse is spelled like that!"
Me: "No...that's the creepy guy."

Me: "It's way too late. I'm laughing at things that aren't even funny anymore."
Leanna: "Yeah they are!" *In French accent* "SMOOTH AND CREAMY! "

Cadie: "I was looking up freshmen pictures on stalker.net last night."
Kate: "How did I look?"
Cadie: "You looked like you were 40."

"I'm so scared of Coach Klim. The other day I was working with the hurdles, and he came up to me and explained how to do the drill. He was being nice, but I just started crying. I was that scared."
-Lauren

"I think I'm going to lunch at 1. Although that means you-know-who will follow me...I'll go to the Terrace Room if I can meet you somewhere. Otherwise, I won't, cuz it'll be a cozy dinner for two, and I'm NOT doing that."
-Nikki

"I wish I was a field hockey player, because field hockey players are fat."
-Kate

"I'm fat. I have a huge butt. Want to see?" *Pulls down warmups and shows her butt* "I'm wearing butt huggers though, so it's okay."
-Kate

"This girl in my class asked me what sport I played; was it field hockey? And at that point I almost cried because my life couldn't get any better."
-Kate

Lauren: *Doing theraband shoulder drills, and theraband gets caught in her bellybutton ring* "OH...NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!"
Kate: *Runs over, grabs theraband, and unhooks it from Lauren* "That must have looked pretty bad, me running over to you like this." *Makes motion of grabbing for Lauren*
Lauren: "I'll just pull down my shirt a little." *Pulls the bottom of her shirt down and repeats the exercise. The theraband gets stuck again*

Lauren: *Moons some guys*
Kate: *Gives her a wedgie*
Lauren: "NOT NOW! ANYTIME BUT NOW!"

"So if we become Super Leanna over the summer are we still walk-ons?"
-Emma

Katie: "Okay everybody, now I can tell you my big announcement!"
Cindy: "You're pregnant?"

Katie: "You guys can lead today, switch it up a little."
Kate: "Becki, let's go in the back. Not switch it up a little."

Coach Donner: "An alumnus who comes back broke 14 for a 5K"
Kate: "I broke 14 for a mile once. That was a good day."

"I was about 50 meters behind you, running to catch up, and I heard Kate, so I knew I was close!"
-Coach Rob

Kate: "Anyone want to hear my story about hazing at my friend's school? Their hazing is really bad"
Cadie: *In high pitched Kate voice* "REALLY???"
Kate: "Okay I'm not going to tell it now"
Cadie: "You called me a cow! You have to tell it!"
Kate: "You are a cow!" *5 minutes later* "Okay I'm going to tell it."
Coach Rob: "Yeah I knew you would."
Kate: "Okay now I'm not. 'Rawr rawr rawr'...that's all I hear when you talk."

Mollie: "For psyche up they want to make ribbons for your hair."
Nikki: "Do I get ribbons for my hair?"
Mollie: *Engrossed in AIM conversation* "..."
Nikki: "Mollie?!?"
Mollie: "..."
Nikki: *Gives Look of Death* "MOLLIE!!! DO I GET RIBBONS FOR MY HAIR?!?!?! IF I DON'T I'LL STEAL YOURS!!!"
Mollie: "Yes! Of course you do! And that look is scary! You look like a monster!"
Nikki: "WHAT??? I'M A MONSTER???"

Nikki: "Did you know that women used to not be allowed to run distances longer than the 800m because they thought their ovaries would fall out? I mean can you picture that? 'Ovaries! First mud pit!'"
Kate: "Eww. Travis wouldn't pick them up for me."

Leanna: *Undressing in the locker room*
Lauren: "Leanna, you're really hot."

"Last night, I thought that Linda's quote 'I have a literal pain in the ass' was so funny! But I guess it was 2:00 in the morning, and I guess I was tired, cuz when I woke up today it wasn't as funny anymore."
-Kelly

"I guess I should do a drawr...drawing for this physics problem."
-Leanna

Julie: "You should repeat things twice and maybe I'll actually get them."
Rachel: "Let's go check our mail. Let's go check our mail."
Julie: "...wow. I actually didn't get that until the second time. Maybe I should tell my professors."

*Picks up weird fruit thing* "I wonder what's inside this thing." *Rips it apart* "See...this is why I can't do stuff like this. I can't focus. I can sit at home building a robot for 6 hours, but I can't focus on stuff like this."
-Julie

Nikki: *Holds up eyelash curler* "Have you ever seen one of these?"
Mollie: "THAT LOOKS LIKE A LETHAL WEAPON!"

Nikki: "Now we're going to comb your eyelashes"
Mollie: "COMB MY EYELASHES? Change my away message to 'Tortured in a way only females know how.'" *Gets her eyelashes combed by Nikki* "That was the weirdest thing that's ever been done to me!"

Leanna: *Fixes her pants* "Great...I just flashed all of Lewisburg my underwear." *Goes into bathroom*
Nikki: "Watch the bathroom for me, so no men come in." *Goes into men's bathroom*
Me: "Leanna, watch the bathroom for Nikki."
Leanna: "SHE WENT INTO THE MEN'S ROOM?!?"

Lauren: "Where's the state penitentiary?"
Nikki: "I FOUND IT!"
Everyone: "Where???"
Nikki: *Holds up shoe* "Oh no, I meant my shoe."

Nikki: "I'm going to go home and write a paper."
Leanna: "I'm going to go home and read!"
Nikki: "Good for you, Leanna!"
Leanna: "But first, I'm going to stand here and dance for a while." *Dances to old Backstreet Boys cd outside Vedder.*

Nikki: *Singing* "Am I sexual?" *Rubs against Mollie*
Mollie: "DON'T YOU EVER SING THAT AND RUB AGAINST ME EVER AGAIN!"

Linda: "I feel like a waste of life today. I didn't do any work, and I overslept and was late to practice."
Cadie: "Sometimes I feel I'm a waste of life."
Kate: "Sometimes I feel you're a waste of life too, Stifler."

Me: *Comes downstairs at 12:30* "I thought you said your friends would be here at 11. They probably don't exist. You made them up."
Mollie: "I DID NOT!!! They'll be here! You just wait and see!"

Nikki: "I'm glad they caught the sniper. I'd be an easy target."
Me: "That would be really cruel."
Nikki: "Yeah it would be! I don't think they'd shoot a girl on crutches."
*A minute later, it hits me how ludicrous it is that we'd think that the sniper would really care.

Me: "Let's go see The Matrix."
Kate: "With Nikki?!"
Me: "Um...she's going with her boyfriend."
Kate: "I invited us today! Did she say we could go?"
Me: "Um..."
Kate: "YAY!"
Nikki: *Sees conversation* "NO! NOT WITH ME!"

"You haven't read Harry Potter? You're so DAH!"
-Mollie

Koran: "You sound like you have a cold."
Linda: "Yeah, I got it from Jeremy."
Alec: "How'd you get it?"
Linda: *Thinking they were referring to previous conversation, and not really paying attention* "My butt? Wait, what did you say?"

Leanna: "I'm so happy I get to choose my classes early the first day!"
Nikki: "Yeah, so do I! I'm first!"
Kate: "Yeah, that's because both of your last names start with 'S.'"
Everyone: ...
Nikki: "...Kate? Leanna's name starts with 'N.'"
Kate: "Oh yeah! I was thinking 'Nasssstasssse!'"
Nikki: "That still starts with 'N!' Nnnnn, Kate! Nnnn!"
Kate: "Yeah, but 'S' is the prevailing letter!"

Leanna's engineering group: "Let's meet Saturday morning."
Leanna: "Okay!"
Me: "Leanna...no. You have something to do, remember? We're going to regionals."
Leanna: "Oh yeah. Let's meet some other time."
Me: *Shakes head*
Leanna: "You're like my mother! What would I do without you?"

"When I came back from the doctor's I was ready to throw myself off a balcony into a dumpster. At least then, they would know what's wrong with me, and they wouldn't be like...BONE SCAN! MRI! X-RAY! Oh, nothing's wrong with you, but take a month off."
-Leanna

Me: "I don't think I should breed."
Mollie: "I knew a family like that, that shouldn't have had kids."
Me: "Was it your family?"

"I can't run in nice underwear, because then I think, I'm wearing nice underwear!"
-Kate

Marsh: "I looove Blink-182!"
Me: "How about Goldfinger?"
Marsh: "They're okay. Goldfinger didn't sell out, which is good."

"Do you realize we broke onto the track at 6:00 in the morning to run a speed workout? WHO DOES THAT???"
-Kate

"As I was walking past the soccer players' locker room, I noticed a sign saying their punishment was to wake up at 6:00 and run. At that point, I realized just how cool me and Kate are."
-Me

Me: "So Laura is like, 'Bricker, I like you! Pierotti, I like your dad!'"
Schaffer: "That's not the order I said it in!"

"I have two arms!"
-Kate

*Watching movie about ultramarathoners in a 135 mile race who can't keep their food down, are dehydrated, and have blisters that cover their entire foot* "Doesn't that look fun? Wouldn't you rather do that than drink?"
-Julie

Me: "Leanna's here to study Physics with us."
Nikki: "Wait, you guys arent studying without me are you?!?!?! BECKI!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nikki: "Just think Leanna! In 44 more hours you'll be able to sell your Physics book for money!"
Leanna: "Why would I sell it when I can burn it?"

*Throws make-up at me and Nikki* "You left POISON on my desk!"
-Mollie

Me: *Throws snowball at Leanna*
Leanna: "Oh, I'm going to get you for that!" *Bends down to pick up snowball*
Me: *Runs at Leanna and tackles her*
Leanna: *Falls in snow and gets stuck* "Ahh! I'm stuck! I can't get up!"

"Don't mention calories around us. Remember, we have eating contests. I don't think I'm going to be able to stop eating like this. We're all going to come back for our reunion and weigh like 600 pounds and be like 'Oh yeah, I still eat like I did in college!'"
-Marsh

Nikki: "I always write all the steps. Like even if it's just 5+3, the next line is 7. 5+3, 7. 5+3=7!"
Me: "Um...Nikki? 5+3 doesn't equal 7..."
Nikki: "5+3...wait a minute...math major, right here girls!"

*Referring to chicken sandwich* "You better heat that beast!"
-Leanna

Leanna: "Work! No laughing! Work, not having fun! Must work!"
Nikki: "I have to pee first."
Me: "Work! No peeing! Must work!"
Leanna: "Wow. That would be bad."

Kayla: *About Julie's skirt that goes with her gangsta shirt* "Tell her she has to wear the skirt or she's not coming!" *Walks into the bathroom*
Me: *Runs into Julie's room, where Julie's standing in her underwear* "You have to wear the skirt!" *Grabs Julie's jeans*
Julie: "NO WAY!" *Grabs jeans and begins tug of war match* "My shoes don't go with that skirt! And I hope no guys see me like this!" *Realizes she has jeans in her drawer and puts them on*
Me: "Fine. I'm taking these then!" *Runs down the hall with the jeans*
Julie: "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" *Chases me while buttoning her pants*
Me: "KAYLA! HELP ME!"
Julie: *Chases me until we hit a dead end, where she takes them back*
Kayla: *Comes out of bathroom* "Julie? Were you being scary? You have to stop that!"

"I'm going to throw a snowball at Kayla." *Opens car door, but door flies back, so I kick it to keep it open, and piece of plastic snaps off* "OH CRAP! I BROKE KAYLA'S CAR!!!"
-Me

Kayla: "Julie's mind isn't working because she's sick."
Julie: "Actually this is how I always am."

"You guys get Kayla wild and then she can't sleep at night!"
-Julie

Me: *Pointing to Backstreet Boys picture on Jen's wall* "Is this your favorite band?"
Marsh: "That's a joke actually. But I do have one of their cd's."
Me: "Yeah, when we borrowed your car for puke dinner, Nikki and Leanna put it in. And then we got to sing to Backstreet Boys, with the windows wide open! I felt like a junior high schooler again. Who stole a car."
Marsh: "Oh I remember that. I got in the car and it was blasting. And I was like 'What the heck?' and I quick turned it down."

Me: *As Kayla dangles from ceiling* "Don't hurt yourself!"
Julie: "Don't break anything!"

"Kayla! Don't be a wimp!" *Runs into pole*
-Coach Donner

Kelly: "Where is Kate?"
Me: "She's getting her wisdom teeth out."
Kelly: "So when will she be back?"
Me: "I guess when she feels better."
Kelly: "Yeah I guess if she recovers she'll be back."
Me: "IF?!?!"

"Leanna, you look like you're floating."
-Julie

"I don't remember being a pushup."
-Julie

*Points to picture of Harvey Smith, a guy with weird hair, dated 1892* "If you lived in 1892, wouldn't you think he was hot? I would think he was hot. Only Julie Smith doesn't work. He would have to be Harvey Jakoboski."
-Julie

*Sees "Jennifer" name tag across the hall* "Oooh! Jenny and Jenny! Isn't that funny? Hahahaha!" *Notices room next to her and room across the hall from that* "AND Alison and Allison! Hahaha! I really need sleep."
-Jenny

Julie: "I'm going to the running store at Penn State."
Me: "Rapid Transit?"
Julie: "No, by car."

Kayla: "Look! You're Top 10 in the league for 3k!"
Me: "What?" *Looks at the Top 10* "I'm LAST!"
Kayla: "But you're still Top 10!"

"I can side kick better than the ninja!"
-Me

Kayla: *Watching Seabiscuit* "We should do workouts like that!"
Julie: "Yeah, then Coach Donner will be like, 'What are you doing?' and we'll say 'We're doing Seabiscuit workouts! They're better than yours!'"
Me: "Yeah, we'll have Kayla at the starting line, Julie gets a whip, and Alison has a buzzer."

Cindy: "What kind of spikes do you...
Kayla: *Puts cake in her backpack (in a tupperwear container out of Cindy's line of vision)*
Cindy: *Pause* Sorry. It's just that it's not every day you see someone put cake in their bookbag."

Alison: *Watching No Friends bodyboarding video and pointing at smaller waves* "Those would be the waves that I would ride."
Me: "Oh do you bodybo-"
Alison: "NO!!!"

"I love how when Coach Donner says to run for 20 minutes we run fast so we can get the milage in."
-Julie

Me: "I'm looking at the pictures on my webpage."
Kate: "They rock. Julie looks hot."

*After lending people her Weis card* "Now it looks like I shopped 7 times in two days! They're going to think I have problems getting food! If Weis calls me to ask what my problem is I'm going to be so embarassed."
-Julie

*After finding out we're not doing steeple training* "I have to change my spandex. I choose my clothes based on whether or not I'm going to fall."
-Julie

Kate: "And I want to eat! I just have the damn teeth thing!"
Me: "Well maybe now no one will mistake you for a field hockey player."

Kayla: *Talking on AIM and determining whose hometown has the coldest weather* "I think we have a winner!" *Next line* "Alison!!!"
Julie: "It's Julie."

Alison: "I'm going to try on my pajamas."
Me: "Try them on?"
Alison: "Yeah, I'm just going to tease myself."

*On the "hottest picture of Kate ever"* "You look like a toad in that picture. A happy toad. Who has just eaten lots of flies."
-Cadie

Julie: *Points to cars* "What are all those little houses? Oh wait, they're cars."
Megan: *Points to truck* *Sarcasm* "Oh look. There's a big house." *Points to car with headlights* "Oh there's a house with Christmas lights."
Julie: *Looks for actual houses with Christmas lights. Fails.* "I wondered what kind of animals lived there. Chickens, maybe?"

"I didn't see the house with a doorbell because it wasn't a house with a doorbell, it was a car with a horn. Only it's called a house with a doorbell. Just like cars with headlights are called houses with Christmas lights, even though they're not houses with Christmas lights. They're cars with headlights. And chickens are just chickens. They don't live in cars."
-Julie

Me: "I have to add the Kate quote about not having friends."
Rachel: "Kate or Julie?"
Me: "Kate."
Rachel: "Oh. Well, Kate has friends.

Kate: "I like watching Friends because it makes me want to do that when I'm older...live in appartments across from people and go to a little coffee shop and all that. But of course, I suppose I need friends first."
Cindy: "I'll be your friend!"
Me: "I won't."

*Nikki and Kate leave rest of group to run by themselves* "I can't wait to run with my roommate for the first time in like ever!" *Looks around* "Nikki?"
-Mollie

Me: "Look! I got a picture of everyone running in the 3K!"
Julie: *Points to the girl on the left, who happens to be herself* "Who's that?"

*Points to Marc* "You're in the 9:00 Bio." *Points to herself, Matt, and Erin* "We're in 10:00." *Points to recruit* "And she's in her high school Bio!"
-Jenny

Me: *Opens Kayla's door to be greeted with wall of paper towels. Climbs under paper towel wall and notices one piece on Julie's door* "Why does Julie's door only have one piece of towel?"
Kayla: "We didn't want to die."

Julie: "I just have very high standards for guys."
Me: "No, you don't like anyone unless they're Tyler Wiemann, a dead saxophone player, or Harvey!"
Julie: "No, I would take Tom Wilkens."
Me: "Who's that?"
Julie: "An Olympic swimmer."

Julie: "Kayla and Whitney have the most dangerous relationship ever."
Me: "Yeah. It consists of a wannabe ninja, and someone who practically is a ninja. And they use The Art of Kissing book."

*On Whitney taking more pictures of Alison than Kayla, his girlfriend* "Well, I guess he finds me more attractive."
-Alison

Me: "My first lap was a 42! I can't pace myself. I have no consistency."
Julie: "You were consistent. You got consistently slower."

*Clicks the link on the page Kayla made to go to the Adventure Club homepage* "Did Kayla make this page? Oh no wait, it's centered. Never mind."
-Julie

Julie: "There's magazines with hot bodyboarders in them on the shelf above my bed."
Me: *Gets the magazine, which is not an Option, but a Flutetalk with an old guy on the cover* "FLUTETALK??" *Sarcasm* "Oh, yes, Julie. Hot. What is Flutetalk? Is this another weird guy you approve of?"

Julie: "I got shocked by the milk machine in the caf."
Kayla: "Yeah! I have that problem too! Like sometimes I'm afraid to touch doorknobs!" *Tries to rub her feet on the floor and shock Julie, not realizing her rubber soled shoes are bad conductors*
Me: "I enjoy being neutrally charged."

"I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to stand up."
-Kate

Cadie: "I forgot underwear and deodorant, so I have to go back to my room, because right now, I'm smelly and commando."
Me: "Deodorant is overrated. It's cold out. You won't sweat that much!"
Cadie: "Too bad I'm a man and sweat no matter what!"

*Watching Lord of the Rings with subs* "THAT'S SO HOT! LISTEN TO THAT SHOCKWAVE! SOOO HOT!" *Dances around in her chair and starts clapping*
-Kayla

Kayla: "Pay attention to the movie! Look, Gandalf just fell off the cliff!"
Me: "So what? He's a wizard. He can fly back up."
Kayla: "NO HE CAN'T! HE'S DEAD!!!
Me: "No he's not. I saw him on the movie posters for the other ones."
Kayla: "THAT'S A DIFFERENT GANDALF!"

Jenny: "I have to go to Walmart for Valentine's Day buddies."
Me: "Yeah, so do I. Maybe I'll ask Kayla. Remember when she fell asleep in the aisle?"
Jenny: "Yeah, I turned the corner and she was just sitting there. I don't think I would just sit down in Walmart like that."
Me: "Julie was reading a Windows XP magazine out loud."
Jenny: "Oh. I sympathize with Kayla."

Kate: *About the quotes on my website* "Sweet, I'll check it out as soon as I finish reading. Look at me, I'm working!"
Me: "You're probably reading a magazine."

Coach Rob: "The nurse in the emergency room...I swear...Kayla in 10 years. She could have been her sister!"
Me: "...Not going there. She'll probably give out Lord of the Rings band-aids."
Julie: "And have really loud bass."
Me: "And she'll be like, 'Haha! To get into my office, you have to duck under the paper covering my door!'"

Kate: "My brother's a wuss."
Coach Rob: "Must run in the family."

Me: "So instead of doing my calc today, I made electronic Mad Libs."
Kelly: "Oh that's okay! I play computer games all the time!"
Me: "No...you see...what makes it bad, is I made it like...wrote the program."

Me: "My hall is always really quiet, except on meet nights. Then they scream and race through the halls. It makes no sense."
Laura: "My hall did that when I was trying to sleep, and I went out into the hallway, half asleep, with my eyes half closed, and said, 'I LIKE SLEEP.' They all ran."
Me: "See, I'm too short to be intimidating. They might just laugh at me."
Laura: "Yeah I guess laughing is a possibility."
Me: "Me, Rachel, and Alison laughed at Julie when she did that to us...but then again, she wasn't speaking English."
Laura: "But it's Julie. I would laugh at Julie too."

Jen: "Every Physics test is like an exam."
Leanna: "Sunday night is critical night for the exam! Eat pasta Monday night! Tuesday morning, do a shakeout run!"

Nikki: "That hysterics thing...it has to be the nail can't have babies now. That's the one that made the most sense to me."
Carl: "Hysteresis?"
Nikki: "Hysteresis, hysterics. It's hysterics to me. Hysterics is what I was in when when I read that problem."

Me: "When we're done with this semester, we're going to have a Physics burning party outside Olin."
Rachel: "I'll burn my homework that I got a 14 out of 25 on that I worked on for 9 hours! And we can burn it in front of our professors!"
Me: "And Julie and Mollie aren't invited. They're too smart and they actually like Physics."

Leanna: "Yesterday, me and Julie ran so slow! It was great."
Nikki: "JULIE?!?!?!?"
Me: "JULIE?!?! SLOW?!?"
Kate: "JULIE?!? HOW?!?!?"
Sean: "Just to clarify...JULIE?"
Alec: "Yeah, I was confused by that statement too."

Laura: "You walk too slow."
Me: "My legs are short. I run slow too. That's why I'm a distance runner."
Laura: "Well I'm just too fat to run! Or heavy. I should put it that way. That's okay though! It keeps me off the track!"

"Look! I gave myself frostbite!" *Continues to ice her leg*
-Julie

*Talking about her "Bucknell Vagina" shirt from The Vagina Monologues* "I'm going to wear this as a bed shirt because I'm most comfortable with the people I go to bed w-- oh God."
-Kate

"Joel, will you go to bed with me? There's nothing between us! Sometimes I like hitting on my friends' boyfriends, since I know there can't be anything there. Don't you enjoy hitting on your friends' boyfriends? I do it all the time. Like with Jessica. Jessica, will you go to bed with me?"
-Kate

"You know when we were watching those guys play pool? I tripped over this guy's boot, and I thought he was sketchy, since he was wearing boots and he looked older. Well he was the lead singer of Juliana Theory."
-Julie

"There was toilet paper right there, yet I still chose to blow my nose on my sleeve."
-Kelly

Cadie: "Look, I have pitstains and all I did was walk around."
Me: "Well you're a man."
Cadie: "I think man is the best word to describe me."

"I'm going to eat this chocolate now, so I don't have to eat it later."
-Alison

Me: *Talking about Physics* "Yeah, the advice given to me for this test was to make up equations if I got stuck."
Nikki: "Don't listen to Julie. Julie equals Mollie! Nikki plus Becki equals stupid!"

*Talking about the Calc test* "She's out to get us! She said time's not an issue, but that's because she probably finished it in an hour and a half with all the answers in front of her."
-Cadie

Danielle: "I'll be damned if we lose to anyone in OUR HOUSE!"
Cindy: "Especially to the government."

"WE BEAT THE GOVERNMENT!"
-Megan

Me: "Where's my Physics book?"
Leanna: "I ate it."
Julie: *Points out Physics book*
Me: "You can digest Physics?"
Leanna: "NO! My body said NO! It came back up! That's why you found it!"

Julie: *In warning tone of voice* "Becki...!"
Becky: *Worried tone of voice* "What?"
Me: "No, she was talking to me. I'm the only person she uses that tone of voice with."
Julie: "Well you come in my room too much, so I can be mean to you."

Julie: "I'm really not that stupid."
Me: "No, you're not stupid. You understand Physics. You're just...lacking something."

Me: *During conversation about The Mighty Ducks because Miracle reminded us of it* "We couldn't remember the name of the cowboy, the fast skater, or the good goalie."
Julie: "The good goalie was a girl, wasn't she?"
Me: "Yeah, but what was her name?"
Julie: "I think her name started with a 'J.' Was it Julie? Hardcore athletes in movies tend to be named Julie. Wow, that would be really bad if it was Julie and I couldn't remember."
*Upon looking this up, her name was Julie*

Rachel: *Points to Julie's Count Chocula cereal and referring to Lenten sacrifice* "That's cheating."
Julie: "No it's not, it's chocolate. I can have chocolate. I just can't have dessert."
Rachel: "The marshmallows?"
Me: "It's healthy. It's vitamin fortified."
Julie: *Starts to take marshmallows out of her cereal* "This is going to take forever!"
Me: "Well why are you doing that?"
Julie: "They're POISON!"

Julie: "I love how when Coach Rob asked who was going 10, me and Mollie were like, 'Me, me, me!' and everyone else was silent."
Me: "The only way the rest of us would have done 10 was if you and Mollie decided to do the 9 instead."

Kelly: "I read your quote page yesterday. Every other quote was Julie saying something that didn't make sense."
Me: "Yeah, Julie tends to say stuff that doesn't make sense. Her and Kate own that page."
Julie: "That entire page makes sense to me."

"Normal hurdles have an open space under them. I feel like I'm supposed to go under them." *Points to hurdle* "That's a hobbit door!"
-Julie

"If I stay here, I'll miss Rachel's smile. And Julie's paranoia...her freaking out. And Alison's...face."
-Kayla

Katie: "I left my bag at Dana."
Julie: "What were you doing in Dana? YOU DON'T BELONG THERE."
Katie: "I was doing work."
Julie: "YOU DON'T BELONG THERE. You just WISH you were as cool as us. You're a wannabe engineer!"
Katie: "I'm a wannabe Chem E."
Julie: "Okay, that counts."

Me: "Delta phi equals..."
Katie: "Delta phi equals what?"
Julie: "Feces!"
Everyone: *Simultaneously* "What?!?"
Julie: "Feces! The frat! It's feces!"
Katie: "Feces goes in circles in the toilet."

"I am going in Hollister, DESPITE JULIE!"
-Leanna

Leanna: *After making 2 trips and spending well over an hour in Hollister* "Hollister was my favorite store here!"
Rachel: *Who shopped with Leanna* "Yeah, me too!"
Me: "Julie's going to shoot you both."

"Alison and I managed to get through the Plaza, Pavillion, and Court in the time it took Leanna and Rachel to get through...Hollister."
-Me

Julie: "There were a lot of surfers that got attacked by sharks there."
Me: "Great. Your parents will get a call that says, 'Your daughter was attacked by a shark.' And your mom will be like, 'Is she alright?' and they'll be like, 'Yeah, she duct taped herself back together and is out surfing again.'"

*Pointing to picture of Harvey, a Bucknell hall of famer who graduated with the class of 1892* "If you lived in 1892, wouldn't you think he was hot?"
-Julie

"If you were a lion, wouldn't you think Mufasa was hot?"
-Kate
*This must be a Connecticut thing...*

"Mufasa is hot! So is Simba. But not as hot as the fox from Robin Hood."
-Linda

"Mufasa looks like too much like a sand...ass."
-Megan

Linda: *Points to the guy at the cafe* "That's the guy Cadie likes. I like him too. He's my backup."
Julie: "I'm sure Cadie's thrilled."
Me: "I'm sure Jeremy's thrilled too."

Me: *Points to group of guys running* "Look, Julie, boys! Run with them! Catch the boys! Catch the boys!"
Julie: "No, you've got it backwards. I'd be running away from boys, remember?"

"Why would you want to be a princess? Dragons are way cooler. They get to breath fire."
-Kate

Me: "Dragons are cool. And they can fly."
Linda: "WHO WANTS TO BE A DRAGON? I would much rather sing like Aurora!"
Me: "Who's Aurora?"
Linda: "The princess from Sleeping Beauty."
Kate: "BIG PURPLE DRAGON! I'd much rather breath fire!"

"This is the year of break when Rachel gets fat."
-Rachel

*About Julie, who left Kress without her keys right before the doors are locked* "She can just knock and I'll let her in...maybe."
-Rachel

Cadie: *Puts hand on bedpost* "This is the edge, and this is me." *Makes hand fly off bedpost* "I WENT OVER THE EDGE!" *Singing* "LISTEN TO MY DEBUT! OHHH HOLY NIIIIIGHT! THE STARS ARE BRIGHTLY SHIIIIIIIINING! THIS IS THE DAAAAYYY!!"
Linda: "NIGHT! This is the NIGHT!"

"I just got raped by my Physics test."
-Nikki

"Physics is...the unabomber."
-Me

"It's so weird running with Jacko hurt." *Silence* "Well, it's so weird running with Jacko hurt and not running with us."
-Kelly

Cadie: "I hate Calculus! Have you ever wanted to run into a tree or fall in a hole during a race so you don't have to finish? I want to do that now, to get out of my Calculus test."
Linda: "I've thought about falling in a hole, but RUNNING INTO A TREE???"

Coach Rob: "Cadie's running today!"
Me: "And she'll be running...away from Bucknell...until Thursday at 9:30."
Coach Rob: "Why? What's Thursday at 9:30?"
Cadie: "That's when my Calculus test ends."

Alison: *Points to light part of MRI* "Is that a stress fracture?"
Julie: "That's a muscle."

"We got done late because we had to wait for the guys to JUMP IN THE SAND!"
-Me

"Sometimes I like to weigh stuff!" *Windmills arm and throws ice on scale*
-Kate

Julie: "You sound like me!"
Me: "NOOO I DON'T!"
Julie: *Later, with digital camera* "Hey look! I took a good picture!"
Me: "Hey, I'm rubbing off on you too!"
Julie: "Uh oh...I don't think we want to get each other's qualities."
Me: "No, I don't think so either. Otherwise by your senior year we'll both be crazy."
Julie: "Well, as long as we end up in the same asylum it's alright."

"I want them go to jail. Them jail, us asylum!
-Julie

Julie: "We should all join the biking team."
Cadie: "..." *Pause* "Oh, I thought you said 'biting team!'"

Julie: "See, this is the difference between Whacko Jacko 1 and Whacko Jacko 2. Kate's loud and makes sense, and I don't make sense."
Linda: "Kate makes sense? 'I have two arms?!?'"

*Points to Chuck's Sports Bar* "That's the place where we tried to get in before. Chuck's Sports Bra."
-Kate

*Points to mailbox* "Hey! That guy has cones on his head! Oh...that's not a guy...that's a mailbox with cones on it!"
-Kate

Alec: *About prof* "Julie had him. I'll ask her what she thought of him."
Me: "Yes, but if Julie liked him, that means no one else does."
Alec: "Yeah, she likes Physics. I think she's just a super-nerd at heart."

*On the video clip showing Cindy faceplanting over a hurdle* "THAT'S HARDCORE! LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!"
-Cindy

Julie: "I am seriously debating skipping all the rest of my classes. Then I'll probably just freak out cause I skipped all my classes."
Me: "It's not like you pay attention in class anyway."
Julie: "Very, very true. That is a good point."

Rainy: "Ryan [from The O.C.] is hot!"
Me: "Julie doesn't think so. Then again, Julie's not really attracted to men. Unless they're old and play saxophone."

Sonic: "Women don't bowel move."
Jenny: "Sure we do. But it comes out heart shaped and it smells good."

Coach Donner: "Sanders! How was your race!"
Linda: "Did you hear about the trash can?"
Coach Donner: "What? Did you throw up?"
Linda: "No, I hit it."
*For those of you who weren't at the Susquehanna Invitational, Emily spiked a girl about 50m into the 1500m, causing her to fall, which began a chain reaction culminating in a girl pushing Linda off the track and making her trip over a garbage can.*

Me: "How do you talk to a guy in a flirty way about fluids?"
Julie: "Us Mech E.'s are talented like that."

"We're SO cool. At the beginning of the year we were just like, 'Yeah, that's a frat.' Now we're like 'Sig Ep! Sig Chi! SAE!'"
-Kate

*Talking to me* "I feel like if you would listen to Britney Spears you would melt."
-Marsh

*To me in Physics lab* "We're like destructive interference. Any little bit of intelligence we might have, we cancel out when we work together."
-Nikki

Julie: *Talking on AIM to Nikki, since Kate can't type* "Can you type?"
Nikki: "and no she cantr really tpe but i can" (sic)

*Driving Kayla's car, and going really slow* "This is so embarassing! I wish you guys could see me drive a normal car so you would know I can drive."
-Alison

*Talking to Alison about her race* "You sort of tried."
-Julie

Me: "Dark chicken meat is slow twitch muscle. Light meat is fast twitch."
Julie: "Does that mean if I eat dark meat I'll be a better distance runner?"
Me: "...Probably not."
Julie: "If we cooked me, could we see what was fast twitch and what was slow twitch?"
Me: "I guess maybe it would turn different colors, but why would anyone want to cook you or eat you?"
Julie: "Maybe I would taste good."
Me: "I don't think so. You're too solid. The meat would be too tough."
Julie: "I've got fat!"
Me: "Well that doesn't taste good either."
Rachel: "Are you guys talking about EATING EACH OTHER???"
Julie: "We were talking about chickens! Light meat is fast twitch muscles, and dark meat is slow twitch muscles!"
Rachel: "Then sprinters would taste better."

Julie: *Talking about a survey where you have to rate qualities from 1-8* "This survey is stupid. They keep asking the same questions!"
Me: "Here, I'll finish it for you." *Takes survey and writes in 0, 9, and 3.14159265358979...*
Julie: *Takes survey back* "Becki! Pi is not a choice! What's the value of e?"
Me: "2.71. What's Avogadro's number?"
Julie: "6.022 * 10^23."
Me: "Does c equal 3.0 * 10^8 or 2.9 * 10^8?"
Julie: "3.0 * 10^8."
Megan: *Looks at survey and what Julie and I filled in* "This is someone's project!"

*In preparation for Chrysalis. Pulls makeup out of bag* "We've got makeup...bet you've never seen me in makeup." *Pulls toothbrush out of bag* "We have toothbrush, cause ya know, a toothbrush is necessary." *Pulls running spikes out of bag* "We have track spikes..."
-Me

Me: "I'm not sure what's more vital: running spikes or toothbrush."
Julie: "RUNNING SPIKES!"
Rachel: "I don't know, I couldn't do without my toothbrush."
Me: "And you can run without spikes...just not as fast...so I'm not sure."
Julie: "Oh yeah. I guess toothbrush. Barefoot wins out."

Julie: *At 11:57* "Do you want to go to New York at 12:00?"
Me: "What?"
Julie: "New York at 12! Coach Knight is driving!"
Me: "Julie, it's 11:57. I have a quiz at 3:00."
*20 minute debate. Stalling our ride*
Me: "It's not practical."
Julie: "You'd have a better sense of that than me."
Me: *Looks at watch* "Meet me at Harris in 5 minutes." *Runs downhill to pack*

Kelly: *Talking about javelin* "When do they throw that arrow thing?"

"Hey, I just realized...we are too nerdy for school."
-Julie

Innocent Bystander: "I'm going to the caf."
Julie: "There's a lot of people in there!" *Falls on ground*

Julie: "All of my summer clothes smell like a combination of ocean, sweat, and sunscreen." *Hands me bathing suit top* "Here. Smell!"
Me: *Takes bathing suit top and smells it. Realizes what I just did* "Dude...I just smelled your bra..."

"Why is my foot falling apart?"
-Julie

*Our version of a tearful goodbye*
*Julie walks out of Kress*
Kayla: *Walks out of room* "Did Julie leave?"
Me: *Looks up from studying* "She left?"
Kayla: "DID I MISS JULIE?!?"
Me: "She left without saying goodbye?!? PUNK!!!"
*Kayla and I run out of Kress after Julie*

*Lays on her back in her bed and flips her feet up towards the ceiling, then drops back down and bounces* "I'm going to miss doing this!" *Flips feet up again* "Because, you know, the beds at home don't do this!"
-Jenny

Kate: "See, you have a life and try to see people. I don't."
Me: "That's okay. You're like Tarzan. You're one with nature. All you need is a tree."

*Talking about her food from home and comparing the unhealthiness of Bucknell meat to the unhealthiness of Physics properties, because we all know Leanna likes Physics* "I'm eating actual meat now...not strangeness."
-Leanna

*In an email* "Okay have parties!! YYAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
-Mollie

*About running in tornado warning* "Be strong! It's a WARNING - not an actual TORNADO."
-Julie

Me: "My mom wants to know what the Buckland Hills Mall is like."
Julie: "It has stores? The floors are shiny."

Me: "If I make a webcomic, you'll have to be a guy. Named Michael."
Julie: "NO! No guy! I already am a guy!"
*I feel this needs explanation. Michael refers to Jacko. Julie later said that she is a girl, thank you very much. And we would all do well to remember that, since she knows Tae Kwon Do.

Julie: "Your list of future places to live: Colorado and New England?"
Me: "Yes. Colorado first, then if there's no jobs, then New England. And if there's no jobs there then I go on welfare. Or unemployment. I'm not sure how that works."
Julie: "Unemployment first. Then when you get too poor you go on welfare. And on unemployment you have to be looking for a job or they stop giving you money."
Me: "Oh. Well real estate up there is outrageous, so I'll have to get a mountain shack."
Julie: "Mountain shacks are awesome!"

"I'm gonna go get trash."
-Kate
*I think she meant to say "cash," but it's Kate, so who knows.

"I want to go clubbing with someone other than my parents. The thing is they're better at it than me! They're like, 'YEAAHH!' and I'm like 'Uhh...'"
-Julie

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