Bucknell Quotes 2004-05

*About run* "There was one girl behind me, but then Coach Donner drove by and picked her up! Then Coach Donner drove by again, and then he drove by again, but he didn't pick me up and I was like..." *Makes sad puppy face*
-Alison

*About No Friends 6 bodyboarding video* "I haven't watched this in a while! Two weeks!"
-Julie

Kayla: "You're a nasty drawer!" *Meant to be a compliment*
Me: "I draw nasty?"
Kayla: "I mean nastily! You draw nastily!"

Kate: *Playing with tree branch* "I'm making cordage!"
Julie: "You're making cleavage?"
Kate: "Yes, I'm making boobs."
Linda: "It could be underwire."

*After watching Open Water and *SPOILER* seeing people get eaten by sharks *SPOILER* * "Well that sucks."
-Kayla

*After watching Open Water and *SPOILER* seeing people get eaten by sharks *SPOILER* * "I like that ending better than one where they survive!"
-Julie

Me: *Referring to kiwi* "Dr. Dan said you can eat the skin."
Kayla: "You can?"
Julie: "Yeah, but it's hairy. And Dr. Dan said it in a much more immature way. He called them hairy balls."
Alison: "If someone actually had hairy balls they would be weird."

Julie: "Kate, do you want a tofu hot dog?"
Kate: *Takes hot dog and bites it. Looks disgusted* "It tastes like meat."
Me: "It tastes like meat?!?" *Takes hot dog and bites it. Looks disgusted* "It tastes like rubber!"

"I had the choice of rolling over or hitting a car full of people so I hit the car full of people."
-Jenny

"I allow smoking on this team. Smoking your opponent!"
-Coach Donner

Me: "I flew down the hill today on my bike. Oh, it was so great. People would step off the crosswalk and then see me and run back onto the sidewalk."
Julie: "Yeah, I was mean to people too. I rode with my arms crossed and made cars get out of the way."

"I think boys are better as collector's items."
-Linda

"Sneezes are like fingerprints."
-Christy

*Screamed as she crossed the finish line at the Bison Open* "OH NO!"
-Julie

Me: "So what about Social Distorion? Would they be punk or country?"
Alison: "Coun-punk. Or no. Punk-count (she pronounced this "punk-cunt"). OH WAIT NO! Not that."

Me: *About Danny Way (pro skateboarder)* "His eyes are nice...I like his eyes. They're so nice. They're icy blue. I like them. They're actually the color that Julie's eyes turn when you flash the camera in her face. I'm going to think about Danny Way every time I look at Julie."
Julie: "STOP IT! Oh God! People are going to see you looking at me like that and be like, 'No wonder they're such good friends.'"
Me: "Maybe they'll think about Danny Way when they look at you too."

"Should I pretend to be me?"
-Jenny

Mollie: "I'd like to be at the 2 mile point right now."
Christy: "I'd like to be 200m from the finish."
Jenny: "I want to be done with this race and at the dessert store."

Me: *About trying to catch up to Bricker during tempo run of "Michigan" workout* "Did you enjoy how I couldn't really talk, so I just pointed to Bricker and was like..." *Makes unintelligible noises*
Kayla: "I heard words!"
Christy: "Maybe you were delirious too and that's why you heard words."

Me: *After Julie threw a worm at me* "It's not going to hurt you."
Julie: "I know. That's why you shouldn't be mad that I threw it at you."

*In an imitation of Jenny's "Ray Bucknell" voice, yelling at lacrosse players who are in the middle of our course* "COURSE!!! GET OFF THE COURSE!!! MOOOOVE!!! WE'RE RUNNING A WORKOUT HERE!!!" *Later* "Ugh! They were just standing there! Having a tea party!"
-Mollie
*As I was typing this, I realized maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought it was, but more on the random side. But if you were there, you probably would have laughed. Maybe it was her tone of voice.

"There's nothing good in a french fry...so I'll put tomatoes on it!" *Puts ketchup on french fries*
-Me

Kayla: *Looks at picture of Julie's butt* "Wow, that's a horrible picture of my butt."
Julie: *Look at picture* "Hey! That's not you! That's a horrible picture...gee thanks."
*To avoid questions that I can see coming, this was a climbing picture shot from below. The closest we come to porn are Kayla's tattoo pictures.

Nikki: "I weigh --- lbs!"
Linda: "Yeah, it's all in your boobs!"
*Nikki gave me permission to put this back on the page. Let me know if it's misquoted, because I completely forgot it.

*Stretches and accidently punches random girl in the face* "Whoops."
-Kate

Kayla: *Suddenly bolts up in bed* "WHY AREN'T YOU CLIMBING?"
Me: "Huh?"
Kayla: "WHY AREN'T YOU CLIMBING?!?"
Me: "Kayla, you're sleep-talking."
Kayla: "No, I'm not." *Slaps bed* "WHY AREN'T YOU CLIMBING?!?!?!"

Me: "I don't have any thongs."
Julie: "I have no friends."
*Who would have thought that the No Friends bodyboarding company made thongs? Obviously "No Friends" should be capitalized, but it's funnier this way.

Kayla: "Dana is the most romantic spot on campus."
Julie: "And you're not even an engineer."

*To Julie about Wilkes Barre Wall* "First Friday of the month is girls' night! We can get in for free! Well, me and Kayla can. You might need I.D."
-Me

"I should be able to get food off the [12 and under] kids' menu! I act like I'm 12..."
-Kayla

*Walks into bathroom wearing bikini* "I'm pretending I'm on the beach!"
-Julie

*Walks into Julie's room* "Ew! Her room smells worse than ours!"
-Kayla

Julie: *After comparing her hands to Kayla's and mine and realizing they're bigger* "People actually say I have small hands."
Kayla: "They are small in proportion to the rest of your body."

"I made her into A BOX. Like, look, A BOX is talking to me."
-Julie

Julie: "Did those smurfs have tails?"
Kayla: "Those smurfs did."
Julie: "But smurfs in real life don't have tails?"

*About not stopping to cross Market Street because there are no cars* "Ah, that sucks."
-Lisa

Julie: "I have an 80% better chance of finding a guy in Australia."
Me: "80% more than zero is still zero."
Julie: "Oh God! That means I have..." *counts months until end of study abroad program* "9 months to find a husband!"
Me: "9 months? Hm...you going to need a guy to help you take care of someone in 9 months?"

Kayla: *About music* "What band is this?"
Me: "Lagwagon."
Kayla: "My bunny?"

Linda: "There are a lot of unattractive people in Dana."
Me: "Hey!"
Linda: "No, I just mean they stay in there all of the time and work."
Me: "What? Well, what about...say, Vaughn, with all of those...um...nerdy...uh...English majors!"
Linda: "The people in Vaughn are very attractive."

"My lab partners wanted to know why I was massaging a girl. I said it was between me and you...leave it for their imagination."
-Julie
*If you are one of a few select people you will understand this. Otherwise, just accept it as perfectly clean and what massage therapists do for a living.*

Me: "You should speak in iambic pentameter."
Julie: *Starts to count syllables* "I don't know how to do this. Oh wait!" *Alternates stressed syllables* "I-don't know-how to-speak like-this, oh-no!"

"GO CAR GO! TURN! AHH!"
-Kayla

Kayla: "What grass?"
Julie: "You thought it was a road. You still think it's a road, huh?"

Kayla: "Int?"
Me: "Int, like integer. Just like biner is carabiner."

Julie: *About Kayla and I* "I feel the world should implode because you two are roommates."
Kayla: "Too much stupidity in one place."

"I don't think I have a personality, so I just steal everyone else's."
-Kayla

Julie: "I have no clue who Kayla would steal her personality from. I would like to meet this person."
Me: "I don't think I could handle it."
Julie: "Another reason for the world to implode."

Julie: *On AIM* "Like I've said...[I'm] not good with names."
Me: "That's okay Julia. Whoops."
Julie: "Um...my NAME is Julie EEEEEEEE."
Me: "Alright Julie EEEEEEEE."

Kayla: "Compared to me, you're the voice of reason."
Me: "That's not saying very much."

"Little people can love too!"
-Christy

Kate: "Who was that guy? He said hi to me but I have no clue who he was."
Coach Rob: "Well I just figured you knew him because you got around."
Everyone: *Laughter*
Coach Rob: "Get your minds out of the gutter. I just meant Kate was a social person."
Me: "Besides, of course Kate wouldn't get around to him. He's not in high school."

Ben: "Stop talking about computers now and watch the movie."
Me: *Watches movie* "That wouldn't happen in real life! Segmentation fault!"

Kate: *Who has Kayla sitting on her lap* "Yeah, I guess I'm just in a weird mood because it's that time of month."
Kayla: "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm probably hurting you."
Kate: "You're sitting on my knees, not my uterus."

Julie: "It's going to be really cold if we go camping. We're going to wake up in the morning and someone will be frozen. We'll be like, 'Kayla?'" *Makes poking gesture*
Me: "Give Kayla your clothes."
Julie: "I'm going to need them!"
Me: "You sleep with the windows open and in a sports bra. Kayla walks around with 3 jackets. Give Kayla your clothes."
Julie: "I'm going to be cold!"
Me: "So will Kayla. Give Kayla your clothes."
Julie: "No!"
Me: "On second thought, Kayla can get me a single and a 4.0 GPA. Keep your clothes."

*After finding out that the urban legend about falling icicles killing you is true* "Katie, you should stand under the icicles at the fieldhouse and I'll hit you on the head with a hammer. Not hard enough to hurt you. And then we'll sue the school!"
-Marsh

Bucknell Runner (to be left unnamed): "Could you noticed I peed? During the race?"
Nikki: "No. Besides, it's perfectly normal to pee in your pants during a race! It's a normal distance runner thing!"

Kate: "But you guys have never seen me with kids, so you don't know if I'm good with them or if I suck working with them."
Coach Rob: "All I know is you date them."

Me: "Kayla, do you consider yourself an open-minded individual?"
Kayla: "Sure! Why not?"
Me: "How open-minded?"
Kayla: "Pretty open-minded. Depends on what it is."
Me: *Pulls cd out of pocket*
Kayla: "What's that?"
Me: "...Debian [Linux]."
Kayla: "Actually, I'm one of the most closed-minded people I know."

*About student teaching* "I look at the kids I teach and think, Kate, you could be dating one of them!"
-Kelly

Kate: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Leanna: "I can hear you."

Kate: "Look at the high school runners!"
Coach Rob: "Kate, we're not here to pick up guys."
Me: "They're too old for her anyway."

*After flipping over a chain onto the asphalt* "Bull...ring...wood..."
-Kate

Kate; "What's the word for..." *Makes spinning motion with her hand*
Random BU Runners: "Spinning? Vertigo? Ankle? Bullringwood?"
Kate: "Nooo...yeahhh...spinning..."

*After winning leagues and forgetting what the actual cheer we had planned on doing was* "B! U! ORANGE! BLUE! WE CAME WHAT WE CAME TO DO!"
-Bucknell Women's Track & Field Team

*About Jen's poem* "I'm not laughing at the inside jokes! I'm laughing because it doesn't rhyme at all!"
-Mo

Random person: *Sees Kayla and I watching a movie in the coat room* "That's a weird place to hang out."
Kayla: *Shouts after him* "YOU'RE WEIRD!"

*At her sister's graduation* "Yeah, Lydia! RAAHAHAHANNGH!"
-Kayla

*Over Aim*
Me: "http://www.onlinedatingforjulie.com/"
Julie: "I don't even know what to say to that. ONLINE DATING SERVICE?"
Me: "Well for normal people it is a guiding service. For you it is meeting hot singles."
*I later realized that it's a guidebook site, not actually getting Sherpa guides, but it was funny at the time*


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