Bucknell Quotes 2005-06

Andrew: "They want to get rid of a lot of things from the Olympics. Softball, doping..."
Mollie: "What's doping?"

"No no no I like being fragbook."
-Julie

"I've spent 50% of my track races running into garbage cans."
-Linda

"I'm going to move my bed over there...for sex related material."
-Kearah
*I feel this needs explanation...this began as Kearah talking about moving furniture, when she got distracted and began reading the warnings on a dvd.

"My back fat hurts!"
-Linda

"I'm farting like it's my job."
-Linda

*During media photos, while the photographer points his camera at us* "Are they taking our picture?"
-Christa

"CHEESECAKE!" *Starts dancing* "Cheesecake, cheesecake, cheesecake, CHEESECAKE!"
-Nikki

Nikki: "It's the orgasmic cheesecake. Linda and I were making orgasm noises when we were eating. 'Mmm! Yes! Ohhh! Sooo good!'"
Linda: "'Mmmm! So creamy!'"
Nikki: "...Alright, I think that's enough. You've gone too far."
Linda: "I didn't mean it that way!"

*Holding box of cheesecake* "I've got an orgasm in this box."
-Nikki

*To Julie* "Kearah said it was easier to picture Adam in pink shoes than you. Congrats. Let it be known you are more manly than one of the climbing wall's manliest tough guys."
-Me

Me: "So are you a manly chick or an effeminate boy?"
Julie: "Manly chick, thank you very much. Crap, I just admitted that."

Nicole F: "I really had to go to the bathroom on our last run, so I went before our 200's. That was the fastest number 2 I ever took!"
Mollie: "Too much information!"
Nicole: "I was like, 'Ah I have to go! Holy shit!'"
Me: "Literally, holy shit."

Leanna: *About the walnuts for her Bio project* "I'm going to put out these nuts before the meeting, and if I'm late, I'm going to tell Coach Donner I was tending to my nuts."
Jenny: "And if he doesn't give you hell about it, I'm going to bring in a boy to our next meeting and say I was tending to my nuts."

*After Coach Donner said to do run along Stein Lane* "I'm going to pretend you're Stein Lane, and then I can say I ran alongside Stein Lane the whole time. Hi Stein Lane!"
-Jenny or Leanna (Forget which one...someone refresh my memory?)

Kayla: "Look! There are people running outside with their hands in the air!"
Me: *Looks out window. Sees guy moving quickly outside window with hands in the air who jumps. Realizes immediately what's going on.*
Kayla: "Look! They're jumping too!"
Me: "Kayla...those are skaters. There's probably a set there he's ollieing. Like jumping down stairs?"
Kayla: "Oh you mean they're on skateboards?!? I was wondering how he was moving that fast! I was like 'I can't run that fast!'"

Me: "He'd be a single serving boyfriend. Then you could blow up your house and give him a call, just to find out he thinks the way you do...BECAUSE HE IS YOU!!! AHHH!!!"
Julie: "If he thinks the way I do then we have big problems."

*After finding out Julie has an internship in Antofagasta*
Me: "Where is Antofagasta?"
Kayla: "It's obviously in California."
*Antofagasta is in Chile*

Christy: *About the abstract art sculpture at Lehigh* "My coach always called it the Energizer Bunny. Maybe when you're in the race it actually looks like the Energizer Bunny."
Bricker: "Yeah, during the race you can stop and it'll talk to you too."
Leanna: "NO DON'T DO THAT!"

"I hope there's a touchpad [on the gas pump]. It doesn't get any better than that!"
-Leanna

*Trying to get to Applebee's* "I can't believe I just got lost driving down 15. Ooh! There's Applebee's!" *Turns into Sheetz* "Oh, we're going to Sheetz now...that's okay I know where we are now!"
-Nikki

*At women's sports luncheon*
Coach Donner: "Our athletes of the month are Christa Sawko and Kayla Halloran...come up here and say a few words! Put you on the spot."
Christa: "As usual, I don't know what to say. I didn't expect to run well. But I knew the team depended on me. But Kayla stepped it up and I didn't matter anyway."
Kayla: "I knew I was going to run bad. I didn't think I was going to be top 5. I didn't think I was going to be top 7."

"Sometimes when I get excited I run around my room and keep slamming myself into the door!"
-Nicole

*Comparing running on the sidewalk to running in the street* "It's safer to play in traffic."
-Leanna

"I'm re-stupid."
-Kayla

"I have to give money to the captains...oh wait...I am a captain. I was just about to pay myself."
-Leanna

"Guy/girl relationships are chaotic...too sensitive to initial conditions to be predictable or understandable. Initial conditions in this case are the lives of the people before the relationship, or the people themselves. Since there are so many factors involved in who each person is, and the relationship itself is chaotic, it is impossible to have any kind of understanding of relationships at all. The chaotic nature of the relationship comes from the differences in the way guys and girls think. I will plot the lyapunov exponents for different kinds of relationships: those based on physical attraction, those based on money, an activity in common, need for security, etc. Each relationship will be a combination of certain factors such as those mentioned above, and I'll figure out the degree of chaos in each one by the exponents. Then I won't have to worry about getting married anymore."
-Julie

"I will get married, and not to a cat."
-Julie

Julie: "This boot camp training plan is hilarious. 1 mile, 1 mile, 2 miles for the WEEK?!? Add them up, then multiply by 10 and you almost have a decent week of milage."
Me: "No, that's only 40."
Julie: "Hence the almost part."

Kate: *Singing Britney Spears song during a run* "Say goodbye to the girl that I was! Say hello to the girl that I am!"
Me: "Let's throw her into the street."
Jenny: *Singing* "Say goodbye to the girl that you were! Say hello to your new body! Laying under a car in the street..."

"3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 .. Um...OH NO! THIS NEVER HAPPENS! NO! Wait, let me think...oh no! Can I start again?"
-Nicole
*I believe she got out to about 160 decimal places, so my decimals are probably off, but I didn't feel like counting and/or stretching the page.

"Well sure I've thought about it. I think it's something everyone thinks about at some point in their life. I'm not sure how i would fit into it though, or how it would effect me."
-Me, talking about the 10K for outdoor track

Mollie: *About Harvest Moon 64* "When I play, I go up in the mountains and get stuff and give it to all the girls in the village so they all like me! When Meg plays, she spends all day making money, and then goes in the mountains and gets stuff and sells it. It describes our personalities in real life well."
Meg: "Mollie flirts with girls all the time in real life."

Nicole: *Leaving church* "I forgot to sign off!"
Me: "Sign off what?"
Nicole: "You know, when you kneel and make the sign of the cross..."
Me: "Genuflect?"
Nicole: "NO WAY! It has a name?!?"


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