*After Reading A Separate Peace* "Why do the cool people always have to die young?"
-Laura
Laura was one of the greatest people I knew. This was a girl who was always ready to make people happy...who planned to dedicate her life to helping other people. You always asked for a shrine on my site...well here it is. Rest in peace bud...you'll be missed greatly.
"THIS IS OUR GROUP! Go away Val!"
Brittany: "She was just kidding, Val. You can join us!"
Laura: "NO I WASN'T! GO AWAY!"
"Val, go away before I go medieval on your ass!"
"I'm defending our group from Val!" *Holds ruler like weapon*
*Looking at PS2 SSX Tricky control screen* "That looks so WRONG! That should be a GameCube controller!"
"You got more air after running into that goalie than I do snowboarding!"
*Talking about Physics lab* "Yeah! Wax would be great! I just waxed my board and duuuuuude! I was totally flying down the slope!"
"I wanted to do something with art, but why do that when I can help other people?"
"Holy crap! I played Zelda for 16 hours yesterday!"
"Video games are educational! Zelda taught me more than math class!"
"They scare me. No, actually Tommy's alright. Lauren scares me."
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, uhhh...what comes next?"
"Drugs are for losers. I'm high on life!"
"Class? What's class? What is this class you speak of?"
Laura: "*Tilts desk to side* "So I tilted my desk like this..."
Me: *Leans on desk* "Like how?" *Realizes desk is flipping and tries to right it, but it's too late*
Laura: "WAHH!" *Flips over*
Mrs. Benz: "Laura! Stop being so clumsy!"
Laura: "I'm alright Mrs. Benz!
"MONKEYS!"
"I'm a monkey! You're a monkey!
We're all monkeys, it's really cool!
We live in the ocean, and eat cottage cheese
Then we'll go on land, if you please!"
*Sees what she thinks to be Sister Gabrielle* "Sister! Sister, can I..." *realizes she's talking to a black jacket that's hung on a coat rack* "Um...never mind."
"You need to write a Laura-English dictionary. Like when I say 'Beeeeeeckiiiiii' it really means 'HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!'"
"Rutkowski School of Math!"
"Everything made sense until you started talking."
"What planet are you from? Give me a brochure, so I can come visit."
Laura: "How can you not like Shakespeare?"
Me: "Everyone dies at the end of every play! It's like 'Oh Hamlet!' (Dies!) 'Get thee to a nunnery!' (Dies!)"
Laura: "'What just happened?' (Dies!) 'I think they died.' (Dies!)"
Laura: "Holy crap!"
Mrs. Durkin: "Laura, I don't think crap is holy."
Laura: "But Jesus had to crap didn't he?"
"Tri-Captain!"
"Captain sounds gay. Everyone call me Cap'n!"
"I'm gonna get my Scrant-on! Hey...Maria spelled Scranton wrong!"
*Skipping around Wal-Mart* "Niiiiiiikki! Nikki, where are you? Hey! Let's page her!"
Me: "Sorry we didn't get to hang out more...Wal-Mart was cool though."
Laura: "Hey, hanging out is hanging out. I'll see ya later."
*This is the last thing Laura said before the accident. I'll see you later, Laura.*
Lyrics...dedicated to Laura
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